The Turnip Man

Greek onions and daffodils

sciatica and nods of greeting

—and what about these last three years: to think

it took me five to frogmarch my previous lover to the court

only to be ordered to pay off all her gambling debts, and she

is still drinking tequila, and I am still the man

in the turnip mirror, my pale blood pouring

into hollow cores of red soil—

worm juice, salt and lemon , my go-to prophylactic.

And omicron, oh omicron, another mutation on the rise

which basically means that there is now no need to pair the socks

now that all my might-be, could-be, carefully curated lovers

are in lockdown; behind open windows, incommunicado.

Wave but do not touch.

And I am the writer. And I am the reader. And the critic

in my own ivory tower, far above the ballerina’s sting

and the cabbage moths, spoiling second-hand expirations

And I’m chancing a gasp from a brown paper bag. Irony: thinking

what if I penned the most elegant of poems, on this, the End day. Period

Full-stop—only to find that all poetry readers were dead

dead and dead, and upon a table, hewn from dry rot parochialism

there sings my two pages of A4, curling elite.

and I’m back-slapping myself with gin and tonics:

too proud to be a ghost, rather be in the ground

…blood and bone, rough unshaven. And I am the turnip man

weeding and mulching rejection slips

now gathering heritage seeds

filling my denim pockets and come the season

of the coffin, they will die or they will flourish,

colours of rainbow, nuanced but non-esoteric.

Slow yanking on commas of sciatica, I bend

plucking verse, chewing garlic

marshalling my army of terracotta pots

chanting in vain, to conjure just one love to the blanket

neatly spread each morning upon a mint scented lawn

and I am the turnip man

isolated, pining — in this bitter soup, almost sweet.